03 February 2006
Not up to it...
so here's another funny for ya'll instead of me thinking! LOL Enjoy!

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home
alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labor
and called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to
the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and
after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor
began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the
wide eyed 3 year old Katelyn what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place. Spank him again."

Until then...
 
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